The Google is my source-checker, I shall not wonder.
It helpeth me down lies in forwarded emails:
It leadeth me to witty retorts on Facebook.
It restoreth my sanity:
It leadeth me in the paths of truthfulness for its own sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of obscurity,
I will fear no idiot's ignorant claim: For the Google art with me;
Thy Snopes and thy Fact-checkers, they inform me.
Thou preparest an answer before me in the presence of stupidity and hate;
Thou showeth me from whence the disinformation came; for the BS runneth over.
Surely ditto-heads and liars shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall continue to Google the bastards forever.
©All rights reserved, Doug Beezley 8-19-2010